Takedown (2nd place) @ metonym 2019

Second Place: Gobi Manchurian Deciding a place to go out with my friends is impossible. It’s easier to schedule Izrael-Palestine peace talks. Everyone has a favorite darshini and all of us have to go only there to eat Gobi manchurian. Only Gobi Manchurian. Honestly, gobi manchurian rarely even tastes like gobi. It is just a ...

Takedown (1st place) @ metonym 2019

First place : Tele-Evangelists My brother renounced Christianity after some uncle on Shalom TV proclaimed that esus Christ’s blood type was AB +ve. Whether JC really could’ve been a candidate blood donor to me is a aquestion for another time. What amuses me now is how some uncle from some obscure part of Kerala decided ...